I had this insane dream last night, and I loved it so much I thought I should share it with everyone. It starts out at home, going through old things and finding a tape that says “brothers” on it. So I put it in and it is Jason and I at some doctors office. Everything is inaudible. You see us playing a game together for a while but then he goes in for is appointment. Shortly after something strange goes wrong with my eyes, because my they turn red. Next thing I know I’m in the doctors office. In my dream, I can’t remember anything that happened after I went in so I called my brother and asked what office it was at. He told me all about it and also said that at that time, they had found out that there was something physically wrong with me. So I go to this office and tell them I had been curious about seeing my records. They informed me that even I wasn’t allowed to see them, but since I was there that I would be capable of talking to a doctor. So I said sure. So a little bit of time goes by and I am looking around this lobby, and it has changed only with updated looks and I’m trying to force my memory to tell me what happened, but nothing would click. Then I hear my name get called, and it is this absolutely gorgeous woman and she brings me into this “Examination Room 2” and there is 3 other doctors getting stuff ready. She then lays me down and grabs these needles that are shaped like a claw. She says “don’t worry you won’t feel anything” and in the back of my mind I’m going crazy, like what the fuck is going on. Next thing I know she is starting at my temple, making minor incisions. And I stop feeling pain as she goes around my face, as another doctor starts putting these small plastic slivers between each of my teeth. And another doctor is giving me massages everywhere from my arms to my back to my legs to my feet as this lady is still going around making minor incisions. Almost like acupuncture but much creepier. The last doctor starts stitching up each and every spot that there has been a cut. And the insane thing was that in this all, I only felt swollen. As if they had numbed me up everywhere but without using a numbing agent. For the most part, I wasn’t even watching. I was damn near sleeping. And it felt like a stream of water went over me as they all stopped. No more incisions, the doctor that had been doing that was still rotating me for the other doctors, and as the doctor who had inserted the plastic slivers between all of my teeth had been done, he started them out. You could see blood stored in some form of reservoir in each of them. The doctor who had been putting the stitches in started taking them out as well, all the while there was a specific pattern of massaging going on from the last doctor. As it all stopped, I saw everything again. And I looked first at the table I had been laying on. This process was so exact, that the table itself had markings on it for where the blood from my temple would and did land, including a pattern of how it should fit within these borders, and markings for everything else. It showed where saliva would land with and without blood based upon the timing. When it was all said and done, they gave me a sheet that was an analysis of anything that they thought I needed to do for my body. And I still somehow had the courage still to ask the doctor out.